Fdip234: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Play

Published: May 23, 2010, 4 a.m.

b'Greetings fellow canines; my\\nname is Indiana Jones; I am NOT the fictional American Adventurer and\\nArcheologist Dr. Henry Walton Jones Junior created by film maker George Lucas\\nand portrayed by Harrison Ford and River Phoenix; I am the REAL Indiana Jones,\\na pure bred lemon beagle puppy born one year ago on March 28th,\\n2009.\\n\\nMy full name, in fact, is\\nIndiana Jones Walker\\u2026of\\nthe human family Walker; they being the creatures who serve me in every way and\\nare the best-est family a dog could ever have.\\n\\nThis is my house, I live here\\nwith Mathew, John, my Mom and my Dad: Steve.\\xa0\\nDad is a runner; but he\\u2019s not as good a runner as I am.\\n\\nI love to run, especially\\nafter bunny rabbits\\u2026and we have at least two living in our yard.\\xa0 I can smell them every day.\\xa0 Dad doesn\\u2019t let me run after them, sometimes\\nhe let\\u2019s me run through the yard sniffing for their trail.\\xa0 He doesn\\u2019t seem to be able to smell them the\\nway I can.\\n\\nI can smell really well.\\xa0 My nose has 200 million scent receptors\\ncompared to Dad\\u2019s nose, which has only 5 million.\\xa0 My olfactory bulbs are four times as big as\\nhis so I can smell things from, far, far away.\\xa0\\nDad\\u2019s nose would have to be the size of a refrigerator in order to be as\\nsensitive as my nose!\\n\\nI can smell that bunny\\nrabbit, and I want to run after him, but Dad won\\u2019t let me because he\\u2019s afraid\\nI\\u2019ll get lost or get hit by one of those big \\u201cmove-me\\u201d machines.\\n\\nBut, I just want to\\nplay!\\xa0 Doesn\\u2019t everyone love to play?\\n\\nShow Links:\\n\\n\\n\\nThe song \\u201cMr. Jones\\u201d was by\\nThe Counting Crows'