44 - Hard to Kill

Published: Jan. 3, 2014, 2:53 a.m.

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Our first foray into the pudgy ponytailed Judo master Steven Seagal, it\\u2019s one of his earliest films: Hard to Kill! Mason Storm is the greatest cop in the world, fantastic father, amazing lover, and extremely well hung. When he\\u2019s gunned down by the mob while having hot sex with his gorgeous wife, he\\u2019s in a coma for seven years and misses the transition of one (1) president. He awakens in 1990 to find the mob still after him, and his British nurse (Kelly LeBrock) hitting on his unconscious body. See Steven Seagal snap necks, suck in his gut, and run like a little girl.

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