109 - Hercules (1983)

Published: Oct. 6, 2016, 12:39 a.m.

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Your Stupid Minds returns to two of its most favorite loves: buff dudes and Golan-Globus films. It\\u2019s 1983\\u2019s Hercules starring The Incredible Hulk\\u2019s Lou Ferrigno! Director Luigi Cozzi (hiding his intense Italianness behind\\xa0the pseudonym Lewis Coates) brings Hercules to the big screen for the 80th and definitely not last time.

When the gods are hanging out on the moon and incredibly bored, Zeus (Claudio Cassinelli) decides to give a random baby super buff powers. Hera (Rossana Podest\\xe0) takes exception but Zeus never listens to her so who cares? Hercules\\u2019s parents are killed in a successful coup, but baby Herc escapes and is raised by a nice infertile farming couple.

Tragedy causes him to travel to Thebes to fight against other buff dudes, and he must team up with Circe (Mirella D\\u2019Angelo) in order to rescue his true love Cassiopeia (Ingrid Anderson) and battle against the evil King Minos (William Berger) and Adriana (Sybil Danning). That\\u2019s a lot of names so let\\u2019s just leave it at that.

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