Ep. 28: God Declares War on Cauliflower

Published: April 3, 2013, 1 p.m.

b"On this episode of Footnotes, we cry havoc and let slip the locusts of war. You see, god regrets inventing cauliflower because it's really icky, and he has the tools to eradicate it. Namely locusts. And maybe nine other plagues unleashed upon Egypt."