Pet Semetary

Published: April 3, 2019, 1 p.m.

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In celebration of the release of the remake, we break the barrier and dig our toes into the sour ground of the original Pet Semetary.

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We laughed, we groaned, we kissed 2 hours goodbye. Bury your dead and hope they don\\u2019t come back so you can avoid this film!

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Deviant Casting Director

  • Fred Gwynne was perfect as Jud

Deviant Script Doctor

  • WENDIGO! SHOW ME, THE FUCKING WENDIGO!
  • Apparently the visions that Louis and Ellie have are hints that they possess the Shining
  • Is digging up a body in broad daylight the best idea?

It\\u2019s Just so Ridiculous!

  • Gage was a DJ in the movie Tropic Thunder!?
  • Do you think kids playing in horror movies fucks them up?
  • How far WAS the Micmac burial ground?
    • It\\u2019s not the actual Pet Semetary that\\u2019s the evil part, it\\u2019s the Micmac burial grounds, and it looked like Jud and Louis had to travel FAR to get there.
  • Stephen King Failure - The truck that kills Gage was NOT featured in another Stephen King movie: Maximum Overdrive.
  • Mom: \\u201cHe probably went out for a hamburger, or a chicken dinner dear. You know how men are when they\\u2019re alone!\\u201d

The Kim Coppola Award
Awarded to the Finest Worst Actor of the Film

  • The Guch: Dale Midkiff as Louis Creed
  • Devo: Dale Midkiff as Louis Creed
    • God awful acting
    • Pussy-fish-like handshake
  • The Clintoris: Dale Midkiff as Louis Creed

Winner: Dale Midkiff as Louis Creed

Deviantly Repeatable Quotes

Jud: \\u201cChrist on his throne, no!\\u201d