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b'A mysterious (in the sense that the film never bothers to, uh, talk about it) MMO called Hellworld gets a passel of teens in a barrel of trouble when Lance Henricksen phones in a revenge plot that makes basically zero sense and OH GOD WHY DID WE WATCH THIS MOVIE WHAT WERE WE THINKING OH GOD IT\'S SO BAD, IT\'S, IT\'S REALLY TERRIBLE, I CAN\'T EVEN WRITE A PROPER SARCASTIC SYNOPSIS, UGH and also Henry "The Most Recent Superman" Cavill is in it as a total dick.'