Gleaming The Cube (1989)

Published: June 24, 2019, 5:07 p.m.

Have you ever gleamed inside of a cube? No? Oh, because it's a stupid, made-up metaphor and an even worse title for a movie? Fine! At least you can try your best at solving a murder mystery while skitchin' around town with Tony Hawk and the rest of the gang. He might deliver the promise of some piping hot Pizza Hut pizza, bruh! Remember, no one's more competent than a 17-year-old, skateboarding amateur detective at getting to the bottom of his adopted brother's mysterious death. But be careful! Those fingerless gloves are no match for Mr. Lawndale's Smith & Wesson! This week, it's the radical skateboarding cult classic: Gleaming the Cube!