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SPACE ALIENS TURNED MY WIFE INTO A TOFFEE CRISP Ray Peters says he\u2019s at his wits\u2019 end after space aliens zapped his missus with a powerful astro- ray \u2013 which turned her into a TOFFEE CRISP! Ray, who insists there were \u201cno problems\u201d in his 20- year marriage to Eileen, said he came home on Thursday night to find his wife missing and a mysterious Toffee Crisp on the kitchen floor of their \xa3 2million five- bedroom house. The 62- year- old former security firm manager, from Brentwood, Essex, said: \u201cEileen hates Toffee Crisps and so do I. There is no way there would have been one in our house. \u201cThen it struck me. There have been some weird lights over our house just recently. UFOs, most probably. \u201cIt all makes perfect sense. Eileen\u2019s been turned into a Toffee Crisp by some aliens and a special ray gun.\u201d Former boxing club owner Ray said he worked into the early hours of Friday scrubbing the kitchen floor in case there was any space contamination left by the moonmen. The ex- scrap dealer said: \u201cI was also forced to roll up the hall carpet and throw it in the sea, just in case there was radioactive blowback from their UFO. \u201cSo if there\u2019s any CCTV of me chucking a rolled- up rug into the sea in Hadleigh, that explains that.\u201d \u201cWe\u2019re due to fly out on holiday to Gran Canaria for a fortnight. I would hardly have booked a holiday if I\u2019d been planning to kill her, would I? \u201cNot that anyone\u2019s mentioned her being killed. She\u2019s been turned into a Toffee Crisp by space aliens. Yes.\u201d A source at Toffee Crisp makers Nestle said: \u201cWe\u2019ve not got time for bollocks like this.\u201d Texas teacher shares photo of 'UFO' sighting near Laredo Article Link: https://www.lmtonline.com/local/article/Texas-teacher-shares-photo-of-UFO-sighting-near-13220879.php#photo-16150125 An elementary school teacher is coming forward years later with a photo of an unusual sighting near Laredo he believes shows a UFO. Marcelino Castillo, of San Antonio, said\xa0that he decided to finally share the photo on Facebook after cleaning out his photo drive. In the picture, a sunrise 30 minutes north of Laredo is shown with a strange rectangular object hovering in the sky. Castillo said he was traveling to Mexico a couple of years ago at the time that he took the photo. "I noticed the light and thought maybe it was a plane, but I just snapped the photo because I wanted a picture of the sunrise," Castillo said. "I zoomed in and thought it was incredible." And while Castillo is a self-proclaimed "believer," he's hoping that as a school teacher, that may gain him some credit. "It's an experience I don't know if I'll ever experience again. If you see something like that, by all means, bring it out. It surely could make a difference for somebody to be a 'believer,'" Castillo said. Show Stuff TeePublic Store - Get your UBR goodies today! http://tee.pub/lic/2GQuXxn79dg UBR Trurh Seekers Facebook Group:\xa0https://www.facebook.com/groups/216706068856746 Manny Moonraker:\xa0https://www.facebook.com/MannyMoonraker/ UFO Buster Radio:\xa0https://www.facebook.com/UFOBusterRadio YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCggl8-aPBDo7wXJQ43TiluA Google Plus Manny\u2019s Updated Google+ Profile:\xa0https://plus.google.com/u/0/+MannyMoonraker To contact Manny:\xa0manny@ufobusterradio.com, or on Twitter @ufobusterradio\xa0 Call the show anytime at (972) 290-1329 and leave us a message with your point of view, UFO sighting, and ghostly experiences or join the discussion on\xa0www.ufobusterradio.com For Skype Users: bosscrawler