Mayor Peter the Apostle

Published: Nov. 20, 2019, 3:25 a.m.

We discuss Mayor Peter (a most pious and inspiring leader of men) and read some Žižek without attempting the accent or affecting any sniffing.  Straight girls on TikTok are self-identifying as bottoms now, which *sniff* we claim *sniff* is actually just *sniff* a product of commodification. Iran’s gas crisis being weaponized in service of progressive pinkwashing is discussed without us attempting to imitate Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei.

Reading List:

Ayanna Pressley’s Criminal Justice resolution

The Žižek Op-ed