We discuss Mayor Peter (a most pious and inspiring leader of men) and read some Žižek without attempting the accent or affecting any sniffing. Straight girls on TikTok are self-identifying as bottoms now, which *sniff* we claim *sniff* is actually just *sniff* a product of commodification. Iran’s gas crisis being weaponized in service of progressive pinkwashing is discussed without us attempting to imitate Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei.
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