It's Corona Time

Published: March 18, 2020, 6:57 a.m.

We come to you from Corona central, under a shelter in place order, and on a night when Bernie’s path to the nomination has all but evaporated in a cloud of hand sanitizer. We provide recipes for cooking and eating your roommates, making limoncello at home, and discuss the varying responses to our new living conditions from the international community. President Xi please save us now.