In this week's ball-grabbing episode, Magnus begins Phase Two of the Smallville retrospective. In this week's adventure, His Excellency Magnus talks about the dreaded fourth season premiere, Crusade.
No, really! That's it! Just one episode! Talking just about Crusade uses up all the time Magnus had for this week.
So what could possibly take one hour, three minutes and thirty-three seconds? Well, there's only one way to get the answer to that, eh?
During Smallville Phase One, the policy was to guard against spoilers. But that's going straight down the tubes for the dreaded fourth season retrospective as the decree has been handed down from on high that the dreaded season four's story points are mostly not worth protecting.
The word "mostly" is a tell. There is one spoiler that your leader can only stomach talking about just once. But all other spoilers are fair game this season.
For those determined to ruin the Internet for everyone else by perpetuating click-bait on Facebook, "You won't believe what Magnus says about the perverts he went to school with!"
Due to the avalanche of ass-kickery, unfortunately there was just no time for listener feedback this week.
Something will need to be done about the backlog of feedback. But don't worry, loyal subjects, your leader has a few ideas.
But in the meantime, don't let the lack of feedback this time get you down! You can still offer your feeble effort at tribute! You humble serfs are always welcome to kiss your benevolent leader's ring. Corrupt DiManzocorp interns are ready, willing, able and eager to accept your bribe to present your meager missives to your wise emperor. The email address to use is trentusmagnus@gmail.com as the other seems to be having technical problems.
In an another sublime act of truly unprecedented charity, the leader permits you lowly rabble to suggest topics for a future episode. Thus, petitions may be sent to trentusmagnus@gmail.com for DiManzocorp interns to review, whereupon your leader might consider thinking about the possibility of potentially discussing whatever you have in mind some day. And that's a promise!