The Nut Job

Published: Sept. 8, 2023, 5 a.m.

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It\'s Sunday 2014, you just got out of 10:30 mass with your family. After Mom finishes talking to all of her church friends while you, your siblings and Dad are waiting by the car; Mom mentions the prospects of going to the movies. You\'re in high school, but as the oldest you also have two or three younger siblings in middle/elementary school so Birdman is out. That\'s when your youngest sibling votes for The Nut Job. You already know your vote isn\'t going to count for much so you agree. You all sit down in the theater, the lights dim, and that\'s when you hear it. The techno bass beat rings in the theater, and you ask yourself: "Are they really starting this movie off with PSY\'s 2012 masterpiece Gangam Style?"

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