Twilight, or: White Boy Summer

Published: May 14, 2021, 11 p.m.

Techno-gothic neofeudal billionaires try to make their cruellest, most perverse desires come true in the first film installment of Twilight. Not even vampire baseball or the silent protest of the production design team can redeem such sick filth. Bring your garlic and skewers because we're mf cooking the rich.