Gardens, the Jar-Jar Pitch, and Jack the Ripper

Published: Sept. 21, 2020, 12:28 a.m.

b"Wherein the narrator has an epiphany about gardens before presenting his roommate's pitch for a TV show in which Jar-Jar Binks does nothing. Finally, he addresses Patricia Cornwell's theory about Jack the Ripper and then, in a long epilogue, talks about how he recently burned some professional bridges and feels pretty OK about it."