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Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence
\\nIt\\u2019s Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiistmaaaaaaaaaaaas!
\\nWell, near enough. And to celebrate these dark nights getting shorter and shorter, we\\u2019ve been watching the festive (not quite) classic: Trapped in Paradise.
\\nTune in to find out:
\\nWhy is it so hard to get that Home Alone money?
\\nWhere are all the Sarahs?
\\nIs snow bulletproof?
\\nAnd send us your suggestions for which Cage spectacular we should tackle next!
\\nFind us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you\\u2019ve enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod!
\\nByeeeeeeee.
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