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Chaos and Carnage have come to tell you about a very special mission. They stand before your door and ring your bell. Through the peep hole, you see one strong looking lady and her beanied friend, chewing on a stack of pamphlets with pictures of lightning and mountains and... wizards and shit. The one in the beanie is wearing a black t-shirt covered in blood spatter that says, "Eat the Rude," and the other, while quite nice-looking in her chiffon top with the red flowers, still has something frightening peeking out of her hazel eyes. You are uncertain about losing the nice, solid slab of oak and metal between you and these two, especially as the one starts pressing a tattered pamphlet up against the glass of your door.

"Excuse me," you hear a voice, but all you can see now is the pamphlet, and pictures of great tempests on the seas, "but do you have a moment to talk today about our Lord and Savior, C'thulhu?"

Chaos and Carnage are fully on the side of youth and anarchy