Five Minutes with Donald

Published: July 4, 2020, 8:37 a.m.

b'I awoke at 4:44am this morning having had a vivid dream where I met with President Donald Trump and he gained my trust and courted my advice.
It got me wondering what I might do or say to him, with a positive and constructive aim, should I be granted five minutes of his time.

p.s. the same would apply to Boris Johnson, Dominic Cummings and other leaders of the free and not-so-free world \\u2026

p.p.s. in the dream, I asked him how I could best help him. He replied that he wanted to know how to manipulate atoms at a distance, with thought alone. It was then that I woke up to muse on how to do this in a safe and non-telekinetic way.'