Aliens You Will Meet - The Glackple

Published: March 21, 2008, 2:21 a.m.

b'The gravity of the Glackple homeworld is many times greater than what you are used to. As such, you will feel weighty, leaden, and bloated while on the planet\\u2019s surface.\\xa0 Stay away from the Glackple\\u2019s honorary sausage. While a much sought-after-delicacy, it will only increase your feelings of heaviness.

In either case, you should consider excusing yourself from the after-diner high jump competition.

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