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b'The aquatic Docalleral spoken language has defied all attempts of\\ntranslations, as the atonal singing they produce is as much dependent\\non the condition and temperature of the water as it is on inflections\\nof the speaker. They also have extremely short memories and refuse to\\nspeak with anyone who cannot properly breath underwater. It is then\\nsuggested that you do not meet them at all, but rather send a polite\\nnote saying you have already met them, and that they enjoyed your\\ncompany immensely.'