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b'Story by: Gail Nobles \\xa9 2019
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DJ Flip: Hi, I\'m DJ Flip and today we have a caller calling in about Miss Grady\'s song titled, "He\'s a Lie With No Silver Dollars".

Elman: Uh Hello!

DJ Flip: Hello, may I get your name please.

Elman: Uh Uh Elman

DJ Flip: Well, Um, Elman, what did you think of Miss Grady\'s song?

Elman: Well um, I know Miss Grady. She calls me the Devil, and she was singing about me.

DJ Flip: Why would she be singing about you?

Elman: Well, let me explain it to ya. Just because one of her silver dollars is missing, she thinks I took it because I got a silver tooth in my mouth. I keep telling that woman my silver tooth don\'t have nothing to do with her silver dollars. She thinks I\'m a lier. Everybody in town knows she\'s singing about me.

DJ Flip: Uh Oh! Miss Grady calling in. Hold on. Hello Miss Grady. I got you and Mister Elman on....

Miss Grady: DJ Flip! St. John 8:44-45 "Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not."

Like the Devil, Elman is a lier.

Elman: Come on now Miss Grady.

Miss Grady: I\'m comin\' on!

(laughter)

Elman loves silver. Elman loves money. Every time he comes to visit me, something gets missing in my house. I saw him stealing some of my cornbread. When the lights went out, he was sitting to my kitchen table, and his silver tooth was shinning in the dark, and it was the only thing shinning.

(laughter)

A thunder squall came up that day. That\'s why the lights went out.

Elman: You meant thunderstorm. See the woman can\'t even talk right

Miss Grady: I meant thunder squall because there was a sharp squall of wind whippin\', and if it had not been so afraid of what you call storm, I would have knocked your lights out for stealing, and it wouldn\'t have been by no storm.

Elman: I ain\'t took nothing from you, Miss Grady. You ate some of that cornbread, and you forgot. DJ Flip, Miss Grady\'s an enemy to her own self. That silver dollar that\'s missing is probably under her mattress. That woman got so much money. There are no dates on some of it. When you don\'t see the dates on an old lady\'s cash, you know she\'s rich.

(laughter)

Miss Grady: Elman, how you know what I got? See, you\'ve been stealin\'. How you know what my money looks like?

Elman: Miss Grady, I don\'t need your cash. I work for a living\', and I\'m tired of you steppin\' on my toes.

Miss Grady: Well, if they weren\'t so big with my money in between them, I wouldn\'t step on em.

(laughter)

The problem is, Elman ain\'t got no money. If he\'s got some, it\'s because he stole it from somebody else. When you lie, you steal, and when you steal, you cheat. When you break one commandment, you break all. James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all." Elman stole! Case closed! Give up my money.'