Published: March 12, 2020, 11 a.m.
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In this week\\u2019s episode, New York will leave Jim Bakker\\u2019s wrist red and stinging, we\'ll argue that Ted Cruz should\'ve self-quarantined already for that face thing, and Christian apologetics will snipe at postmodernism from two spaces back.
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Coronavirus affecting holy water and infiltrated CPAC:\\xa0
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