Published: Jan. 9, 2020, noon
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In this week\\u2019s episode, the Methodist Church finally gets around to reading the Bible, Heath heavily considers converting to Christianity for the flying, and we\\u2019ll learn that schisms just ain\\u2019t what they used to be.
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Headlines:
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Palm Reader Allegedly Ripped Off Victim By Saying Her Daughter Was Possessed:
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Delaware GOP Leaders Under Fire After Homophobic, Anti-Semitic Comments:
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Dennis Prager on Anne Frank: \\u201cI Don\\u2019t Get My Wisdom from Teenagers\\u201d:
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In Defiance of Science, GA Lawmaker Aims to Make Trans Healthcare for Kids a Felony:
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Christian Minister: A Boy at My Youth Camp Literally Flew Through the Air:
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This Week in Misogyny:
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