Published: Dec. 5, 2019, noon
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In this week\\u2019s episode, the first shots are fired in the War on Christmas, evangelicals are panicking without a chicken sandwich to hate gay people with, and Jim Bakker will put the \\u2018fault\\u2019 back in \\u2018fault line.\\u2019
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Jim Bakker\'s made-up chart shows God pausing earthquakes for Trump\'s election:
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This Week in Misogyny:
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