Published: July 4, 2019, 11 a.m.
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In this week\\u2019s episode, America warms to the idea of separate but equal bakeries, a Columbian bishop accidentally invents a helicopter method for producing crack, and the GOP will damn near target Heath by name.
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Survey says people are becoming more accepting of anti-gay Christian business owners:
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Christian Hate Group Launches Fundraiser for Anti-Gay Australian Rugby Star
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Catholic Bishop Will Spray Holy Water from Helicopter Over City to Defeat Devil
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This Week in Misogyny:
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K-sorbs is in trouble
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