Canon Fodder Episode 24: Jurassic Park

Published: Aug. 7, 2022, 11:59 p.m.

b'Canon Fodder is back with one of the more ridiculous franchises that we\\u2019ve done; and we\\u2019ve done Fast and Furious and Highlander! Welcome to Jurassic Park. \\n\\nThis franchise is so big and so ridiculous that we needed TWO special guests! Returning from our Rotten Tomatoes Fantasy League, Parker Smith and first-time special guest Christina. You all know what Jurassic Park is about, as the franchise has made a recent comeback with the new Jurassic World trilogy which IS canon. You know what\\u2019s less canon but maybe still canon? The Roger Corman series, Carnosaur. With the help of our two special guests, who legitimately like the Jurassic Park movies, we go deep into the lore of the breeding of Jurassic Park\\u2019s dinosaurs, the corporate cover-ups, the military applications, Ian Malcom\\u2019s true motives, Tim\\u2019s stupidity, and answer the most burning question\\u2026does Dennis Neddry survive? Oh, and Carnosaur and humans giving birth to chicken-based dino, um, things. Come take this wild ride in our yellow Jeep Wranglers with the tops down.'