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b'We normally do spoiler free podcasting at least for a few minutes, but there\'s just no point. You shouldn\'t see this film. You should just listen to us talk about the idiocy. And even then don\'t go see it. It\'s not even bad enough to be good. Here\'s a rundown of what we discussed.\\n\\n\\nAfter Earth and just how horrible a movie it is\\n\\nThe Happening and whether we were in on the joke or not\\n\\nM Night Shyamalan\\u2019s career arc\\n\\nRain Rain Go Away by Isaac Asimov\\n\\nShyamalan and whether or not he has people to tell him \\u201cno.\\u201d\\n\\nJaden Smith and not wanting to smash him\\n\\nTri-Chopsticks and the obsession with Asian culture\\n\\nWill Smith and put him in a chair with no personality for the whole film\\n\\nThis is a Jaden Smith movie\\n\\nCipher Raige is a sci-fi name for a bad parody movie\\n\\nA planet that evolved to kill humans after all the humans left\\n\\nThe accent of the characters in the movie\\n\\nThe final line in the movie attempting to give levity for the only time in the entire movie\\n\\nThe bird and just how bad it was\\n\\nA complete failure\\n\\nCheckpoint storytelling \\n\\nSnake equivalent of a flying bird\\n\\nCGI was really bad\\n\\nCompletely unengaging on every level\\n\\n\\nBrian\'s previous use of "Ranger Corps" in his movie Who Shot Mamba?\\n\\n\\nLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices'