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b'Robby The Elf\\xa0\\n\\n\\xa0\\xa0Well, it all started back in the day when Santa was visiting a mall in Michigan.\\xa0 The Michigan Mall, I think. You see, back then Santa used to have elves accompany him while traveling.\\xa0 After all, do you really think Santa feeds the reindeer and cleans up after them?\\xa0\\n\\n\\xa0\\xa0Anyways, I\'m Robby The Elf \\u2013 half elf on my mama\'s side, Eva Elf.\\xa0 My dad, Bobby Becker, one fly-guy local dude, saw my mom and it was love at first sight \\u2013 and a little elf magic too!\\xa0 Yeah, Dad thought Mom was the bomb. After Santa left, Mom stayed at a small elf colony called The North Side, located on the north side of the south side of Michigan.\\xa0 My parents fell in love and got married and then I was born.\\xa0 Mom said I was so cute my face belonged on a stamp.\\n\\n\\xa0\\xa0Mom taught me elf folklore and Dad taught me to shoot hoops.\\xa0 I have always enjoyed different genres of music and I even created my own called Christmas Crunk.\\xa0 After saving Christmas one year, Santa wanted to see what impact an elf could have through music.\\xa0 I told him no one would believe me and he said, "You\'re telling me?!"\\n\\n\\xa0 Now I\'m an elf underground, beating the streets \'cause nobody\'s gonna give an elf a record deal just because he knows Santa.\\xa0 I\'ve been recording music and living in the upstate of South Carolina for a spell.\\xa0 It\'s kinda cool and Santa has a house and some family nearby.\\n\\n\\xa0 I\'m here to spread the message about the repression of elves.\\xa0 Just ask Christmas retailers, "Where\'s the elf stuff?"\\xa0 My goal is to have everyone hear my music so that someday, every child will also leave a cookie for an elf on Christmas Eve.'