b"By the\\xa0next show, we'll know if there was a Blue Wave helping to restore democracy or a washed-up carcass of it on the beach being eaten by seagulls.\\xa0 Michael makes his predictions on the mid-terms, which you can take to the fucking bank.\\xa0 Eric explains how he wants his kids\\xa0baptized with a basting brush, and we talk caravan and conspiracy theories."