The Shit

Published: Oct. 6, 2015, 10:12 p.m.

Poo might be the most embarrassing, shameful bodily function. So of course, there are lots of people who bring it into the sexual domain, because that’s the place where taboos get worked out and subverted.

The hero of our story has always had a thing for poo and one day he places a craigslist ad looking for the sundae to his cherry.