The Republicans held their first presidential "debate" last Thursday (whilst we were preparing for that night's broadcast), hosted by MSNBC's resident Giuliani whore, Chris "He Cleaned The Pee Smell Himself" Matthews. It was not much of a debate, unless you count the "Whose knuckles drag on the ground most?" issue, as, for the most part, these guys are all the same. In this segment, you will hear from Giuliani, McCain, and Rep. Tom Tancredo on various matters of foreign bombing-I-mean-policy. Also heard from is former Wisconsin Governor Tommy Thompson, who puts his foot in his mouth for the millionth time in 2007 when he says that employers should be allowed to fire an employee if they learn that employee is gay. Jared and Ralph endured the whole fiasco so you don't have to. Look for Part 2 of this retard-o-con festival in the next day or two.