British PM Tony Blair has decided he's had enough of his troops trying to fight two wars - in Iraq and Afghanistan - and is withdrawing troops from the Basra region of Iraq. The British troops have not been able to quell the violence in the region; much of this violence is between rival Shia sects. However, over in Cheneyland, where the fantasy flows freer than out of Walt Disney's pen, this withdrawal is a sign of "progress" in Iraq!!! What war is he watching, anyway? The only "progress" we'll see is American troops "progressing" into yet another war zone. Jared and Ralph crush the Cheney mythology.