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This week we shared a picture on social media of a cheese massacre at a Parisian dinner party. The culprit? A newly arrived American in France. The victim? An innocent 18-month-old Comt\\xe9 slice.
After the picture went viral in the Earful community, we took a much deeper look at what happened. Here comes an interview with some mortified cheesemongers, some first-class acting from Earful VIPs, and the full story from the knife-wielding Texan.\\xa0
I\'m sure I don\'t really need to say it, but a lot of this episode is tongue-in-cheek, so don\'t take anything too seriously. Though the info about how to actually cut Comt\\xe9 is legitimate.\\xa0
If you\'re a Patreon supporter, check out our very first transcription in The Earful Gazette, out now! www.patreon.com/theeearfultower\\xa0
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