A poorly timed mission statement to be sure: The Mets hold onto their pitchers at the trade deadline, then promptly lose 25-4 to the Nats in a game that somehow wasn't that close. Bizarre records and truths are unearthed by Josh; Mickey Callaway meets the media, and Josh offers a detailed review of Jose Reyes' 48-pitch 8th inning and subsequent 54.00 ERA.