CLASSIC CRAPTACULUS: "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Published: Dec. 9, 2021, 8:36 p.m.

b'It\'s a Classic Craptaculus! Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer!

You think you know the story from the song, but you really don\\u2019t. Bullied and ostracized by his reindeer brethren, Rudolph meets up with Hermey one of Santa\\u2019s Elves and a wannabe dentist, who was bullied and ostracized by the other elves. Fed up with North Pole politics, they run away to find a happier life as misfits. Instead they find trouble, pain and Cornelius, the man with a nose for gold, literally. Chased to the island of Misfit Toys by the abominable snowman who followed Rudolph\\u2019s glowing nose, Rudolph realizes he has to go out on his own in order to protect his friends. Somehow, they all end up in the Abominable Snowman\\u2019s cave! So Hermey rips out all of the Abominable Snowman\\u2019s teeth, rendering him helpless and pretty much only useful for putting stars on top of tall Christmas trees. When they all return to Santa\\u2019s workshop, they are greeted with \\u2013 \\u201cmeh-ness\\u201d as there\\u2019s a bigger problem, Christmas is going to be cancelled because of the oncoming storm! Luckily, Rudolph, with his nose so bright, will guide Santa\\u2019s sleigh that night! And now everyone loves Rudolph. As far as we know, no one likes Hermey because he\\u2019s a dentist.

Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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