Ancient Alienz

Published: Nov. 7, 2013, 5:07 a.m.

b"I pretend I'm on the Ancient Aliens TV show and I have a lot of fun at Giorgio Tsoukalos and David Childress' expense. We also review the sequel to The Shining, Doctor Sleep and how bad-ass Stephen King really is. We eventually segue into annoying American accents and racist Halloween costumes. I debut the best parody song of The Fox, bar none, simply to show everyone how it's done. We have some beer and wrap it all up by bullying each other over bullying. It's sort of a geeky show but I swear, it's still vulgar and disgusting."