A Double Feature From the Depths of Reddit

Published: Jan. 7, 2021, 11 a.m.

b"Today we hear about two different stories that were dug up from the depths of Reddit. In our first story we hear about OP's accidentally over powered bidet. 2 hours after the incident, OP still can't trust their farts. The second story we hear about is about someone who loves to donate blood, but has a mishap after a donation that makes them proceed with caution when donating in the future."