Zombeavers - Get these people off my TV!

Published: June 1, 2015, 10:01 p.m.

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Take beavers, add radioactive waste, a cabin in the woods scenario and you\'ve got the idea behind Zombeavers. Add annoying characters, a series of missed opportunities, confusion on what the film is trying to do, doing the dog in the wrong way, and far too many unintentional cliches to be bothered with. If you enjoyed films like Cabin Fever, Cabin in the Woods, or Dale and Tucker Versus Evil then this film is a platform for disappointment. This is much more like Wolf Cop. Bummer.

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In the end, there are some very good (but brief) moments in the film that are fun and new but they are SO few and far between with a majority of the movie being covered in filler. The rest of it just leaves you with anger as you wish that anyone else had written the movie because it\'s a complete waste of a great idea. It\'s also a complete waste of your time. Just go back and watch Cabin Fever, Cabin in the Woods, or Dale and Tucker Versus Evil again.

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Individual Ratings:

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Over the top action:2-star
Cheesy effects:3-star
Horrendous acting:1-star
Laugh-out-loud-ability:2-star
Ridiculous stunts:0-star
Gratuitous nudity:2-star
Memorable one-liners:0-star

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Overall Ratings:

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Good Movie Quality: 3-star
Bad Movie Quality:4-star

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