Road House - Pain Don't Hurt, but Throat Rips do

Published: July 20, 2015, 9:49 p.m.

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Dalton gets brought into make a bar even less fun, get paid way too much, prevent alcohol from being served and then rip everyone\'s throats out. It\'s the bad movie classic Road House, 5 time Razzie nominee starring Patrick Swayze and Sam Elliot.

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This is one of the most viewed and loved bad movies of all time and there\'s a reason it\'s so popular. It\'s ridiculous. It\'s one hell of a good time. The action is over the top, the dialogue is hilarious, the acting is a atrocious and the plot of completely stupid. It\'s fantastic.

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Road House is an epic in "tough guy" business. Every character is super tough (but not as tough as Dalton, of course) and all of the women are damsels that have one motivation in life; get your boobs out. If you get offended by some pretty one dimensional female characters you might want to avoid this one. But if you can get past how offensive this film is, you\'re in for a great ride. It is one of those rare films that never takes its foot off the gas pedal. It\'s a really dumb gas pedal but that thing is pegged for 90 minutes. Great great great time!

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Individual Ratings:

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Over the top action:4-star
Cheesy effects:1-star
Horrendous acting:3-star
Laugh-out-loud-ability:5-star
Ridiculous stunts:3-star
Gratuitous nudity:4-star
Memorable one-liners:5-star

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Overall Ratings:

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Good Movie Quality: 4-star
Bad Movie Quality:8-star

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