Prelude to Universal Soldier

Published: May 8, 2015, 9:43 p.m.

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This week Jackie pulls the metaphorical trigger on Roland Emmerich and Jean Claude Van Damme\'s first appearance on Stinker Madness. Plus Dolph Lundgren shows up for the fourth time in Universal Soldier. Can this be a good movie? Probably not....

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Also this week we release a new segment that we hope you enjoy. It\'s called Good Neighbor, Bad Neighbor and is a stalwart drinking game in our social network (the real life kind, sorry Tweeters). The rules are simple; pick someone famous and decide if they would make a good neighbor or a bad neighbor. It doesn\'t matter how much you like the person, even people you like may make bad neighbors (talking to you William Shatner) and people you dislike may make great neighbors (talking to you Kobe Bryant). Be sure to reach out to us with your thoughts on each weeks pick by hashtagging #GNBN.

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Good Neighbor, Bad Neighbor Entries:

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  • Dominic Torreto (Fast & Furious Franchise)
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  • Maj. Scott McCoy (Chuck Norris) - Delta Force
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  • John Wick
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Streaming Do\'s and Don\'ts

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