Killer Workout - High gym fees are killer!

Published: Sept. 21, 2015, 10:04 p.m.

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We dig into David A. Prior\'s bouncy lady bits slasher film from 1987, starring Marcia Karr, Fritz Matthews, and superior badass Ted Prior (who all were in the epic Deadly Prey). It\'s the tale of murder at the aerobics gym that also has a weight room for the tough guys. It\'s cheesy, with incredible 80\'s music, Ted and Fritz punching each other just cause, and so much bouncing and splits. 

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Some of you may know this film as it\'s other title of Aerobicide but it\'s labeled as Killer Workout in IMDB so that\'s what we are going with here. Hope Amazon knows what the hell they are doing. Either way both titles are great.

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While this movie is no Deadly Prey, it is still a really good time. Especially if you like bouncing lady parts. I can not understate how much bouncy lady parts there are in this film. It\'s great because the gym never stops having ladies in leotards doing jumping jacks even though there\'s murders happening at the same time and cops are pulling bodies out. Still gotta make that aerobics class. Probably due to high gym fees.

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Killer Workout moves. If there\'s anything about David A. Prior films it\'s that you are never bored. There\'s very little exposition and is just about the fun stuff. Some highlights:

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  • A tanning bed that you can bury Spock in
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  • Employees showing up late to work just in time to close
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  • Sweet murder makeup
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  • Stabbing someone in the leg with a rake
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  • A cop that can\'t stop hassling everyone
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  • A lady with peanut butter all over here boobs
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  • Not knowing how phones work (Stinker Staple #8)
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  • Going out through the closed window (Stinker Staple #2)
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Individual Ratings:

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Over the top action:3-star
Cheesy effects:3-star
Horrendous acting:3-star
Laugh-out-loud-ability:3-star
Ridiculous stunts:3-star
Gratuitous nudity:3-star
Memorable one-liners:2-star

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Overall Ratings:

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Good Movie Quality: 4-star
Bad Movie Quality:6-star

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