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2 down on their luckers attempt to right the course of their financially destiny, but a young Joe Manchin stands in their way and he\'s serving up deadly coal for breakfast.

What Home Sweet Home Alone manages to do is cause empathy for struggling Americans in a way that MSNBC could never home to imagine. This whole time we only needed Max Mercer to unite the country and feel bad for those less fortunate. Its as if we were Ebenezer Scrooge and Max Mercer is all 3 Ghosts of Christmas who just repeatedly puts poor people in comas with billiard balls. "Take it away, spirit. I can endure no more" said I as little Max stabs Jeff in the heart with a three foot long icicle.

Yes the whole thing is a giant misunderstanding that could have been all avoided if adults would just use their words (so wait, were Jeff and Pam Joe Manchin, then?) or if little Max wasn\'t such a heavy sleeper in luxury cars (no, he\'s definitely Joe Manchin), but what frightens me is Max\' inability to hesitate to kill people. Sure, Kevin McCallister was likely a megalomaniac with delusions, but Max straight up is ok with killing people. No, the words "Please don\'t kidnap me" were never uttered from his toothy grin. Or even just "Stop". He wants Jeff and Pam to come at him, bro. If they don\'t then at no point can he enact his elaborate plan to slowly torture them and culminating with Jeff impaled on ice and Pam\'s chest caved in from 25lb weights shot at her from a treadmill. Nothing less will satisfy his as yet undiscovered blood lust. That\'s what frightens me about this film.

But yeah, it stinks and isn\'t worth viewing by anyone over the age of 10 and parents should have a long discussion with children afterwards about why Joe Manchin isn\'t a role model.