Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers - Bloody Hilarious

Published: March 20, 2017, 10:10 p.m.

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When it comes to making a title that is indicative of the plot, well this one nails it. Take 33% LA noir detective business, 33% chainsaw murders and 33 1/3% dancing topless hookers and you\'ve got one of Fred Olen Ray\'s masterpieces. Hard to not love this blast o\' laughs.

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HCH (to save time) is hilarious...and quite intentionally. It\'s the opinion of this writer that Fred Olen Ray could have easily linked up with the Zucker Brothers and Jim Abrahams. If only he had been involved during Jane Austen\'s Mafia. It may have not been the turd that it was. There\'s plenty of slapstick and parody that keep the viewer focused on the jokes more than the huge boobs (which is quite the achievement).

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Then there\'s the cast. Wowie. Its a cavalcade of silly performances mixed with killer comedic timing that really take this movie about boobs from a late-night wankfest into a 90% on Rottentomatoes.com. Linnea Quigley, John H. Richardson, Michelle Bauer, and Dukey Flyswatter (Michael Sonye) kill in front of the camera and put on a clinic of how to make a low-budget movie one heck of of a great time. It should also be noted that friend of the program, Christopher Olen Ray, appears as Kid at Bar, who gives the lead quite the snark while enjoying a fancy martini in a dingy "get stabbed" strip joint. Standing ovation.

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HCH cannot be missed by any fan of the genre and shouldn\'t be missed by the majority of film fans. It\'s up there with Hell Comes to Frogtown in low budget and exceptional pieces of art. Bravo Fred. 

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