Gymnastics can't defeat a monster shrouded in farts - Beowulf

Published: Jan. 27, 2015, 12:56 a.m.

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Christopher Lambert (the T is silent apparently) dons the role of Beowulf and defends an outpost from Grendel, one of the "damned" who is a monster surrounded by a fart cloud, and his super horny mother. To defeat this evil duo, Beowulf must use his endless array of MI6-like weapon/gadgets and a series of flips and hand-springs. How many denizens of the outpost will survive before Beowulf gets the job done (spoiler alert - just 1)?

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We loved Beowulf. It is soooo dumb in the good way. The movie keeps moving at all times, with one laughable sequence after another. Its one of the most riffable movies we\'ve seen recently and we highly recommend it. Not Hall of Fame material but a good effort.

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Individual Ratings:

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Over the top action:4-star
Cheesy effects:4-star
Horrendous acting:4-star
Laugh-out-loud-ability:3-star
Ridiculous stunts:3-star
Gratuitous nudity:2-star
Memorable one-liners:2-star

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Overall Ratings:

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Good Movie Quality: 2-star
Bad Movie Quality:7-star

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