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In our first 2 parter ever, we break down 2003\'s Dreamcatcher. This movie is insanity. There is just about everything you want in a bad movie in this one. It is a scosh too long but this one\'s got it all with the combination of the stupid plot, the bad acting, the cheesy movie monster (it comes out butts), the dubiousness of Morgan Freeman and Tom Sizemore\'s characters, and Dudditts. Wow, Duddits. We love you, Duddits.

The primary mistake this movie makes is poop. Really really. The film is meant to be frightening. The elements in concept are horrific. Being killed by something that is too big to be inside you coming out of your butt is possibly one of the worst ways to go. The Spanish Inquisition had nicer ways of killing people. Josef Mengele would have loved to have a bunch of shit weasels at his disposal. However, this is not scary in Dreamcatcher, it\'s hilarious. By the time the "horror" starts in this film, you\'ve been giggling about farts and poop for ten minutes. So it\'s pretty tough to be scared.

Questions abound in this thing. It is more dubious than Wicker Man. How do the aliens work? What\'s their reproduction cycle? Are the shit weasels actually the same species? Why is it called Dreamcatcher? Is Duddits mentally handicapped or just has a speech impediment? Who is Duddits? Did his mom screw an alien? Seriously, what\'s with Morgan Freeman\'s eyebrows...the list goes on and on. We were able to figure The Wicker Man out but this one defeated us. We just can\'t come up with theories to answer these....