You've Rolled a 1!

Published: Feb. 1, 2021, 6:23 a.m.

Hoshi gets a Slug, the targeting systems gets aligned, Phlox lives his life National Geographic style, Archer goes boldly into breaking and entering, and eventually Hoshi knows exactly just what to say. Don't misplace that Skip Intro button, because it's been a long road getting from there to here. -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 56 00:40 Don't eat Cheetos naked! 02:30 Mum's the word! or is it NomNomNom? 03:20 Yum Yum Podcast - We totally know Worf had a brother ;) 04:00 Orange Taint 05:20 The 25th anniversary of Star Trek: Voyager - "Threshold" 06:10 Distant Cousins? 06:48 More guests added to the August Las Vegas Convention: Roxann Dawson, Armin Shimerman, and Kitty Swink 07:41 Women running the Bridge 09:45 Star Trek: Enterprise - "Fight or Flight" 10:26 The worm couldn't get it up 11:00 Bat food 11:30 The closeup 11:50 Phlox - The Happy Doc! 13:00 That song 14:30 Flatworm 14:50 Act I - "Wasting Time" 15:30 Phlox - his own National Geographic special 16:30 They're playing Tempest? 17:20 Like Dungeons and Dragons - You've rolled a 1! 18:17 Can't find the squeak! What's that noise?! 20:00 They Annoy-a-Tron 23:20 Back in the 50's 23:40 Breaking and Entering 24:00 Hi! We're from Earth! 24:20 Went in thru the Back Door 25:30 Maybe they're having sex? 26:00 YOLO, Bitches! 26:26 Two weeks 27:00 No warranty on those Targeting Scanners? 28:00 Joyride 28:35 Act II: - "Don't Break into Dahmer's House" 29:30 It's Dark and Hoshi freaks! 30:30 I'm not trained for this shit! 30:55 Away team picks 31:30 Deleted scenes 32:00 Something's bugging Archer 32:30 Armed and dangerous? Weapons in Space 33:12 Actual guns in space 35:00 What if someone knocks on your backdoor? All they want is sex! 36:00 Nobody brought a camera? 36:30 Been watching Black Mirror 37:00 Hoshi's story 38:30 How did you pass? 39:00 Act III - "Regrets" 39:45 Bad guys you never saw 40:15 Probed! Without asking? 41:15 Nice Tractor Beam 41:30 Roll again! 41:50 Hoshi is needed 42:30 Scary Crazy Shit 42:50 Delete the Browser History! 44:00 A/S/L? 44:40 Archer turns the ship around! 44:56 Act IV - "First Alien Contact" 45:15 Sluggo the Trance Worm? 46:00 Communication Issues 46:50 Among Us 47:40 Hoshi needed more Aerosmith 48:00 Pump up the Jam! 48:20 Getting drilled 49:55 Confidence in your ability 50:15 Don't break and enter 51:20 Sometimes it takes a couple of tries 51:45 The credits music 53:20 They skipped the soft porn 54:00 Cool spooky vibe 54:20 If Heather was Hoshi 55:00 Snake food 55:15 High Heels 55:30 Tribble Extraction 56:45 The numbering for Star Trek: Enterprise - Season 1...Just use the titles! Thanks for listening! Email: thecollective@starfleetunderground.com Website: starfleetunderground.com Twitter: twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG Instagram: instagram.com/starfleetunderground Facebook: facebook.com/starfleetunderground YouTube: www.youtube.com/Qtsy16 Explicit