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What a wonderful example of First Contact - This week an alien ship harasses the Enterprise, Trip gets dumped, and Hoshi goes on a secret mission to find out what Malcom likes to eat. It's all about cell towers, anal probing, phase cannons, pineapple, and great balls of fire. And not necessarily in that order. -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 65 00:30 The Galley Is Cloudy 01:00 Patreons Get Advanced Guest notice 01:25 Heather makes breakfast - Great Fur-balls of Fire 01:50 Wearing Redshirts? 02:15 Officially not for kids. Nor harming tribbles 02:30 Don't set your balls on fire 02:58 What Ha Happened was... 03:45 Don't touch that button! 04:10 Yes, he's a voyager 04:30 New Patreon member, Lana! Hi! http://patreon.com/starfleetunderground 05:00 Corrections - Or not corrections? 05:50 News - Death! The Final Frontier - https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/mh1dhn/oc_death_the_final_frontier_star_trek_deaths_by/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf 06:30 Partially 07:30 The red car/tiny weenie thing 08:14 Shatner is ready to rumble - Inducted into the WWE hall of fame 09:00 Tek Wars - Show, Movies, and Books 09:30 Star Wrestler...SPOCK! 11:00 Babylon 5 watching/re-watching 12:00 First Contact Day! http://Startrek.com/firstcontact #UnitedGives 14:00 Where's the footage!? 15:45 George Takei Fireworks 16:30 The Raw Nerve 17:00 Actors are Divas? WTF? 17:30 Walter Koenig on Babylon 5 18:04 Betazoid Cop? 18:20 Getting that vibe 19:00 Alex Siddig on Apple TV's 'Shantaram' 19:20 Voyager Documentary scores big 21:45 Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1 - "Silent Enemy" 22:00 Teaser: UFO Sighting 22:30 Putting up a tower, getting all the bars 22:50 If it's green, go red! 24:10 Echo 2 gets some screen time 24:45 Space Breath 26:00 They came and went real quick 26:30 Act I - "Teenage Aliens" 27:30 His Dad was kind of a Dick 28:30 Hoshi's Secret Mission - Are we in 4th grade? 29:30 That big loud sound 30:00 Teenage Aliens from Outer Space! 30:50 Trip's long distance relationship 31:30 Sexting in Space 32:20 Malcom's Family 33:30 Who cleans up after Porthos? 35:00 Enterprise needs a weapons upgrade! 36:25 The USS Weak Sauce 37:00 Act II - "Weapons Upgrade" 37:50 Hawt plate? 39:10 Reed's gonna void the warranty 39:40 More Power! 40:10 Blowing out 40:50 By the book? 41:30 Getting Blown 41:45 The Butt Hatchet Faces! 42:25 Act III - "Anal Probe" 43:40 We CAN eat them and fuck them! 44:00 Anal Probe? They never walk the same ever since! 44:30 Shroomies! 45:00 Alien Voyer-Cam 46:45 The gravity of the situation 47:30 Magnetic Shoes and Safety belts? 48:20 Is that a Katy Perry song? 48:50 Act IV - "Bitch Slap" 50:10 Dr. Phlox - We have the confidential records! Let's look! 51:30 Was he taking the Blue pill? 52:30 Miracles of Modern Starfleet Science 53:00 These phase cannons go to 11. 53:50 Dude! My Dad's ship! 54:00 Silence relations - Buffy, Doctor Who 55:00 The Silence vs The Weeping Angels 56:45 The Tales of Sabrina 57:00 Star Trek: The Cake 57:15 Fish Cake 57:45 Friendly Goth 58:10 Taking the Risk 59:00 Apollo computers vs today's phones 59:20 Overloading your CPU on the moon https://youtu.be/B1J2RMorJXM 1:00:00 Don't leave your communicator on planet 1:00:30 Food out of poop 1:01:00 Sleeping at warp 1:01:30 Echo 3...or 1 again? 1:02:00 Cake and Beer for all! 1:02:50 Hoshi's big box 1:03:30 http://StarfleetUnderground.com 1:03:45 Help us Spay and Neuter Tribbles - http://patreon.com/starfleetunderground 1:04:00 Fat Tribble - That wasn't a chair! 1:05:00 Next week - Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1 - "Dear Doctor" Thanks for listening! Now on Patreon! patreon.com/starfleetunderground Email: thecollective@starfleetunderground.com Website: starfleetunderground.com Twitter: twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG Instagram: instagram.com/starfleetunderground Facebook: facebook.com/starfleetunderground YouTube: www.youtube.com/Qtsy16 Explicit