Vulcan Chest Purse

Published: March 1, 2021, 6:12 a.m.

T'Pol's nasal numbing agent wears off. Archer loses a blanket. Trip fixes up an old Vulcan radio. And, Phlox eats somebody's celery? We meet the Andorians, who suspect the Vulcans have a secret listening post, and beat up Archer for telling the truth. Plus, the Vulcans have a huge blowing face in the wall. -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 60 00:57 Not made for kids! 01:30 Someone's deleting her files 02:24 OnlyFurs.com 02:55 #1 is Probably a Panda 03:15 1699...and counting... 03:45 Feeling it 04:00 Headphone warning: A loud check on corrections 04:40 News: Coming soon in 2021: New Star Trek: Prodigy, Lower Decks, Discovery, and possibly Strange New Worlds 05:14 News: Another show for kids? BET? 05:40 News: Sign up for Paramount Plus 06:45 News: Star Trek: Prodigy first image 07:10 News: Star Trek: Prodigy on Paramount Plus FIRST before (Nickelodeon) 08:00 News: Possible Q in Star Trek: Picard 09:30 The captain tells a really horrible joke 12:15 Star Trek: Enterprise S1 "The Andorian Incident" 12:40 Teaser - "He who hesitates is lost" 13:00 Jeffery Combs is awesome 13:40 Who were they going to use instead of Andorians? 15:00 Sounds of Gorn 15:14 Gorn in a Scone 15:50 Andorian Antennas 16:24 Act I - "Actions Speak Louder Than Words" 17:30 The last thing you want to bring is your human friends 18:05 Phlox lives dangerously 18:30 Phlox knows IDIC 19:25 Dodge Ball 19:45 Don't be taking my celery stick 20:15 Don't Spork a Tribble 20:30 Something was amiss 21:25 A pissed off Vulcan 21:45 Pet my stone 22:00 Hiding Andorian 23:00 Face on the wall is blowing 23:30 Risa Glory Holes? 24:15 Gender Reveal Party 24:30 Archer Dropping In 25:15 Bad Tourist Archer 25:30 A Tribble ran across the console 26:00 Act II - "You made your bed, now lie in it" 27:00 No tech...except for maybe that old broken transmitter 27:30 I'll enjoy having you. 28:15 Don't put those antennas in there! 28:30 Uncle Floyd 29:00 Is Archer a lightweight? 29:25 Why isn't this a procedure yet? 30:30 Captain Kirk's Classes 30:50 Captain Kirk's Flow-Chart 32:20 Flare for the Dramatic, Scooby Doo Shit 33:10 A LOT of spider webs 33:45 They come out your butt, of course they're flammable 34:00 That's our Junk Room 34:15 Small Room Smells 35:15 Nasal Numbing Chest Purse 36:00 When Heather was a Dabo Dealer... 36:50 Just like Scooby Doo! 37:30 Never met a busted radio I couldn't fix 38:00 Potato Power! 38:20 Dead Body Resistance 38:45 Murdering for Dummies! 39:20 Act III - "All for one and one for all" 39:55 Archer gets his ass kicked again 40:40 HUUUUGE Face conception 42:00 Pon Farr Face 42:15 Transporter Warning Tags? Fear of a Beaming 43:45 Noticing a Discharge 44:00 Fear of an exploding console 45:20 Why a Transporter? 46:30 The Blanket Scene 48:15 Archer KNOWS! 48:30 Act IV - "No Good Deed Goes Unpunished" 49:30 You never looked behind the sheet? 50:30 Turns out they got HBO and Showtime! Even Paramount Plus! 51:30 Not a tough Vulcan 52:10 You just got knocked the fuck out! 52:30 Christmas on P'Jem 53:00 Dishonest Vulcans - Archer gets pissed 53:40 Archer and Shran Bromance 54:45 Droopy Antenna? There's a pill for that 55:00 Andorians vs Vulcans 56:00 We're not spying! 56:30 Mating Rituals - Hey, I'll kill this guy for you 57:30 Big or Small screen - We love Jeffery Combs 58:00 Blue Phasers 58:20 Smurf this! 58:35 Next week: Star Trek: Enterprise - "Breaking the Ice" 59:00 Free Britney! 59:40 Coming soon: Patreon! 1:00:00 I don't know these people... Thanks for listening! Email: thecollective@starfleetunderground.com Website: starfleetunderground.com Twitter: twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG Instagram: instagram.com/starfleetunderground Facebook: facebook.com/starfleetunderground YouTube: www.youtube.com/Qtsy16 #StarTrek #StarTrekEnterprise #Andorian #Archer #Shran #Trip #T'Pol #Vulcan #Tribble #StarTrekPicard #StarTrekProdigy #StarTrekDiscovery #StarTrekLowerDecks Explicit