Space Whale Penetration

Published: July 6, 2020, 2:33 a.m.

What will Harry Harcourt Fenton Mudd do to get out of a jam? Why is the Holodeck always so darn busy? How to win an argument with your half-vulcan brother - ask him about the beard! And, you just can't believe what you'll see when you visit Talos IV! -Brought to you by Section 31- Nathan Adams Heather Ferris Rocky Robinson Patrick Hall 00:00 Intro 00:30 Happy 4th of July Oooooh Aaaahhhh! 01:37 Well, there' goes our G rating, already. 02:00 Tribbles are "flammable" Even with safe and sane 02:50 All the colors! 03:05 They found our jacked shuttlecraft! 03:40 Brought to you by Section 31 - They were never here! 04:10 Lower Decks coming August 6th, CBS All-Access! Patrick Stewart writing a memoir, Bye to Bi-rumors, Patrick Stewart on Wil Wheaton's Ready Room, More STLV Cast appearances confirmed for December. 07:44 The Escape Artist and If Memory Serves recaps 08:30 Mudd is funny 09:00 Rainn Wilson directed The Escape Artist 09:20 Hair Loom vs Heir Loom 10:00 Penetration of a Space Whale 10:35 ...Well, that's just physics 11:00 Lie on-the-fly 11:25 Polishing 12:00 Sippin' Jippers, on a beach 12:30 That'll take your arm off 12:45 Self-serving cross-dresser 13:00 Boob proportions 13:30 Crack-Hull duty 13:45 Cleaning the Mudd. The biggest orgy? 14:00 Is it masturbation if...Clones vs Holodeck 14:25 FaceApp for Holodeck and Gender Swap...You can go fuck yourself! 15:00 Oh yeah, I got a podcast. Slightly dirty. 15:30 If Memory Serves - Thowback to where it all started 16:00 Command woman and satanic Vulcan 16:30 Once you go probe... 17:00 Not the spore seed shooting flowers, just the humming ones 17:30 Did Spock turned off his phone? 18:00 Themes 18:30 Georgiou's Talos 19:00 Exciting opportunities in probes 19:30 It's self-cleaning! 20:00 It was Ariam blocking the sensors and framing Tyler 20:30 We love Japan! 21:10 You can see a black man blush, even on an audio podcast 21:30 High-heels in Star Trek? 22:00 Was she the daughter? Great makeup! 22:30 Visiting the Talos IV system gets you the death penalty 23:00 We're going anyway 23:15 She's not the daughter! But...Great makeup! 23:40 Hugh vs Tyler - Saru let's it go 24:10 New territory - Fast vs Slow Band-Aid 24:30 Furniture fights and Clean-up Tilly-Bots 25:00 A Holodeck, without the Holodeck 25:30 Shuttlecraft Etiquette - or Talosian Mental-Projection 26:45 Spock melds with the Red Angel 27:30 Spock's constant: Time? 27:45 Michael Burnham doing the best for Spock, in the worst way 28:30 Most logical choice - but primitive 29:00 Spock's defining moment 29:45 Dying and coming back is not normal 31:25 Collision of the two guys on common ground 32:00 Knock-down drag out hug? 32:50 Wilson Cruz - Amazing job! 33:30 Jeff, is that you? 34:00 Pulsating 34:15 Reality TV show freaks! And giver of Amazon freebie's 35:30 Faith in Vina 36:00 Talosian Reality 36:16 Leeland's redemption? 35:46 The Beard 37:00 Bro-Sis fight 37:30 A better version of this conversation 38:00 Memory in Doubt 39:00 That constant in Burnham 39:30 Say Goodbye, Spock! 40:00 Will they or won't they? Stamets/Culber 41:00 Ariam's Future 41:30 The sounds 41:45 Hamilton Trek connection? 42:30 Discovery Season 1 vs Season 2 43:00 Feeling Family 43:15 Diverging Plots 43:30 Who's acting Caption? 44:00 Butt-Crack Hack 44:30 Star Trek Homework: Not your Mom 44:50 Ephraim and Dot 45:15 Project Daedalus 45:30 Cornholio? 46:00 Bonus... 46:30 About those Shuttlecraft stealing Eggs... 47:00 Heather goes to the holodeck? 47:30 Standing Coffee 48:00 Tribble cover 48:15 Tribbles like hotdogs Thanks for listening! Send comments! Email: thecollective@starfleetunderground.com Website: starfleetunderground.com Twitter: twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG Instagram: instagram.com/starfleetunderground Facebook: facebook.com/starfleetunderground YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/Qtsy16