Shitty Apples

Published: Jan. 10, 2021, 3:32 a.m.

Happy New Year, we've got bad jokes, Trek hits the big 800, the Billy the kid guy is alive, Tilly takes charge, Kenneth Mitchell returns, Osyraa gets stared at, we find out about that apple, also...Burnham should say Yippee-ki-yay, m- -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Shitty Apples 01:44 You may have just heard a bad joke. We apologize. 02:05 We also apologize for that joke. 02:30 Vacuum vs. Tribbles 02:50 Humping Legs 03:29 Alive! And ready to jump 04:20 When you feel the urge... 05:15 Saving it for Marriage 05:44 You may have just heard a better joke. Don't get used to it. 06:04 Q? 06:45 John De Lancie convention sightings 08:00 800'thTrek 10:00 Outlets for Trek 10:50 Watermelon Knife 11:40 Heard of CBS All Access? 12:45 Trek instead of Coffee? 14:30 Voyager Documentary @voydocumentary 15:30 Also, The Delta Flyers! 16:15 Alexander Siddig in the next Skyline movie 19:15 Star Trek: Discovery S3E12 - "There is a Tide" 20:00 Vance's Spider Sense & Osyraa's Big "show" 21:28 Converting Starship OS 22:00 Trans-Warp Conduits - Slow Drivers in the Fast Lane 23:20 Hello, Sweetheart! Zareh returns! 23:45 I love you Tilly so hard right now! 25:15 By the way, I love you. ZZZZzzzzz. 26:00 "There is a Tide" Shakespeare - Julius Caesar 27:00 Long stardate or happy to see me? 27:45 No, that's a different movie 28:20 Act I: Negotiations 29:00 Kenneth Mitchell returns!!! 30:30 DIE HARD!!!! 31:50 Better to get bleeped 32:20 The Expanse! 33:10 Shohreh Aghdashloo says fuck 34:20 What show are we talking about? 35:00 Savior of the Galaxy! 36:00 Mind Control 36:45 Fire Suppression also suppresses life signs? 37:00 Morse Codes? 37:30 Act II: Escape 38:15 OMG It's DIE HARD!!! 38:30 Aisha Taylor...(Or Tyler!) was NOT on this show 39:10 I can see you!!! 39:30 Shout out to Lisa Berry 40:00 Regulator 665 gets chilled 40:20 Eli the Lie Detector - Better than a red light 41:00 Osyraa wants to unite 41:20 Liars believing the lie 41:50 BLINK, dammit! 42:20 Under the sea? 42:30 Changing the subject 43:45 The green WAP 44:15 Andorian Opera 44:45 The Fifth Element - She had some stones 45:15 Alexa playing along 45:50 Alexa reconfigures the Warp Drive 46:30 You like lost causes, right? You should come over. 47:00 High Fives for Tilly 47:45 Taking a Ship 48:30 Starfleet Combat styles - Going for the stun vs going for the kill 49:00 That's not a kni-Oh, it was a knife. 49:57 Unintentional Souvenir 50:30 Book and Ryn's stand/ambush 51:00 What if Osyraa and Vance came to an agreement? 51:20 Stunning people 52:00 Honest Osyraa 52:45 Act III: Shitty Replicator Apples 53:15 My whole life is in that nebula! 54:00 Needs of the Many vs the Few? 55:00 Trying to convince Aurellio 55:20 When people show who they are with their actions 56:00 Let's talk about...APPLES! 56:20 He told her to eat shit! 57:40 It tastes pretty good, for shit. 58:00 Good timing. And no atrocities 58:20 Vance's move 59:00 Accountable 59:20 Capitalism 59:30 Chain of Planets, Federation of merchants 59:55 Meanwhile on DS245 1:00:00 Politician or Sociopath? 1:01:00 Editor's note: We did record before that capitol thing 1:01:15 Rehearsals, Blocking, and pro actors 1:02:21 Act IV: Disco DOTs 1:03:15 Hurray DOT Bots! Not just another cool set piece 1:04:30 Aurellio seeing Osyraa for who she is 1:06:15 No one is feared forever 1:07:00 Looking at history to go forward 1:07:50 Karen to Super Karen - It's the Apples 1:08:00 ...But that guy fucked it up! 1:09:00 Science Fails 1:10:25 Setup for next for the finale 1:11:30 Why keep pointing guns at the bots? Because, chance of "DIE HUMAN!" 1:12:40 How should it end? 1:13:40 Rub the skin? 1:14:00 Happy New Year! 1:14:10 Shout out to Noah Averbach-Katz Thanks for listening! Happy New Year! Email: thecollective@starfleetunderground.com Website: starfleetunderground.com Twitter: twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG Instagram: instagram.com/starfleetunderground Facebook: facebook.com/starfleetunderground YouTube: www.youtube.com/Qtsy16 Explicit