Shaxs is Back! Back Again

Published: Aug. 30, 2021, 5:05 a.m.

The starship's tightened computer security hates Boimler, and Tom Paris almost kills him, and then beats him up. Also, Shaxs is back! It's time for a Girl's Trip! Tendi has a dark side she's not proud of, and Mariner's into bad boys, bad girls, bad gender non-binary babes, bad bynars, Ruthless Alien Masterminds... -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 86 00:50 Welcome Aboard! 01:20 Not a podcast for Kids! 02:00 Regular Scientist 02:30 Why do you never call me #1? 02:50 A Tall #1 03:06 I like to push buttons 03:13 Forget to put pants on? 04:00 Thank you patreons! 04:20 Pants optional 04:30 Corrections 05:08 Orville Wrapped Season 3 05:30 Dark Horse Comics w/ some Orville filler 06:00 Get your Hulu ready 05:40 No fighting the Censor Sensors. 07:00 Star Trek: Prodigy new villains announced 08:15 Official Magazine returning 09:40 Star Trek Day, Wednesday Sept 8th 11:20 Netflix? 13:30 Shatner's new Country Music 15:15 Shatner a Golem? 17:15 Star Trek: Discovery has wrapped season 4 18:30 Licensing International Executive Bill Burke has passed away. 19:48 The Tribbles have a VIDEO GAME! Tribble Troubles 21:51 Star Trek: Lower Decks S2E3 - "We'll always have Tom Paris" 22:08 Teaser - "The Comebacks" 23:04 Shaxs is Back! 24:30 The Ship is trying to kill Boimler? 25:17 Are we gonna do some sci-fi stuff today? 25:25 Crazy computers 26:30 Tendi: Alpha Geek! 27:00 Rutherford's freak out 27:30 Act I - "What happens in Qualor II..." 29:00 Does the Doctor have fleas? 29:20 Boimler: Certified Star Trek Nerd 30:00 Boimler getting doored in the ass 30:50 Is he still a salamander? 31:20 Voy? Voyager? V'Ger? 32:10 Girls Trip! 32:50 Klingon Acid Punk 33:40 Du Hast 34:00 Girl's Peek - Caitian Sex Doll 36:24 Comebacks 38:30 Act II - "A Pirate's Life" 39:40 I like this look 40:10 I like bad boys, girls, bad gender non-binary babes, ruthless alien masterminds, bad bynars... 40:45 Mistress of the Winter Constellations 41:20 Just talk like a pirate 41:48 Just blame it on the pheromones 42:13 How'd you die? 42:45 Paris on the Bridge 43:19 Talking Plate? 45:22 Leave my probe out of my coffee 45:45 Tapestry 46:30 Tendi's good at Dom-jot 46:51 Mariner on DS9 48:00 Woman Up - Ovary Up 48:30 Betty White and Balls? 48:57 Act III - "All Cats Want" 50:30 Did he sign the plate? 50:58 Blame it on the Bee 51:12 RAMMING SPEED! ...Doink. 52:00 Time in the Brig 52:40 What REALLY happened to Shaxs 52:51 Pricked 53:50 Scientific Depravity 54:13 No log for you 55:05 It's the Box 57:04 The magic of the square 57:32 You die with the lie 57:50 Starship Captcha 58:20 Aggressive Doors 1:00:00 What we learned 1:00:51 Heather's Rating 1:01:10 Just a little more Tom Paris 1:02:50 Pegged Be Safe! - Thanks for listening! Now on Patreon! patreon.com/starfleetunderground Email: thecollective@starfleetunderground.com Website: starfleetunderground.com Twitter: twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG Instagram: instagram.com/starfleetunderground Facebook: facebook.com/starfleetunderground YouTube: www.youtube.com/Qtsy16 Explicit